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* pets blue pencil case* good afternoon mr bond
*muahahahaha*
okay im done ✅

I need a toe nail clipper

hmm yes i need a nail file

Ive been waiting for the kettle to boil so i can make some tea for half an hour!!!
WHO UNPLUGGED THE KETTLE!?!
😠

ive just been using a pair of scissors to cut my nails, as I lost my nailclippers a couple of months ago

i file my nails like two or three times a week.

I only cut them about once or twice a month

Just like me

I file my nails once or twice A DAY

every once in a while i bite mine.

hehe on the subject of nails... (like you even care 😂)
these are mine and theyre real

nice

good for back scratching.

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If hooters were to become a door-to-door service would they have to change their names to Knockers?

yeppers
if knobs were twisted would they snap off?

Who was the first person to say... "See that chicken over there... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out of it's butt"?

can you get cornered in a round room?

would u be confused if i said i was?

Have you ever noticed that if you rearrange the letters in "Mother in Law" the become "Woman Hitler"?