THE TEN COMMANDMENTS:
1. Thou shalt not masturbate.
2. Thou shalt not fornicate.
3. Thou shalt not read, nor watch, pr0n.
4. Thou shalt not read, nor watch, hentai.
5. Thou must not register in Facebook, MySpace, or any other social networking websites.
6. Thou shalt not watch streaming videos in video sharing websites.
7. Thou must not find pleasure in harming thy kin.
8. Thou shalt use condoms during copulation with thy spouse.
9. Thou shalt not copulate with thy neighbor's bumhole.
10. Thou must not be EMO.