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You'll find my footprints in the sand

blinding fists if fury.. your face is all fracked up

'' Got any deals on?''
'' Vodbull is £1.50. shots are £1.50, everything else is either £1.50 or £2.''
''How much is a J.D and coke?''
"£2."
"and a double?"
"£3.50.''
"i thought you said it was £2''
"a single J.D and coke is £2. a double is £3.50.''
''Why's it £3.50? you said it was £2?''
''£2. for a single J.D and coke.''
''oh. So what's £2.''
''a single spirit and a mixer. like a Vodka and coke, or lemonade, a southern comfort and lemonade, malibu and pinapple....''
''And thats £3.50?'
''No. thoes are all £2. because they are single shots with a mixer. ''
''oh. how much is a stella?''
''Pint or bottle?''
''Stella!''
...........................
''£2''
"what about the pints?''
''£2''
''and the bottles?''
............................
"£2''
''what about the champagne?''
''£40''
''What? £40?... you said it was £2.''
''Not the champagne.''
''Why not?''
....................................
''Are you serious?''
''I want champagne, but I'm not paying £40''
''Then you don't get Champagne''
''Are you refusing to serve me?''
.....................................
''excuse me one moment..''

Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
'' Got any deals on?''
'' Vodbull is £1.50. shots are £1.50, everything else is either £1.50 or £2.''
''How much is a J.D and coke?''
"£2."
"and a double?"
"£3.50.''
"i thought you said it was £2''
"a single J.D and coke is £2. a double is £3.50.''
''Why's it £3.50? you said it was £2?''
''£2. for a single J.D and coke.''
''oh. So what's £2.''
''a single spirit and a mixer. like a Vodka and coke, or lemonade, a southern comfort and lemonade, malibu and pinapple....''
''And thats £3.50?'
''No. thoes are all £2. because they are single shots with a mixer. ''
''oh. how much is a stella?''
''Pint or bottle?''
''Stella!''
...........................
''£2''
"what about the pints?''
''£2''
''and the bottles?''
............................
"£2''
''what about the champagne?''
''£40''
''What? £40?... you said it was £2.''
''Not the champagne.''
''Why not?''
....................................
''Are you serious?''
''I want champagne, but I'm not paying £40''
''Then you don't get Champagne''
''Are you refusing to serve me?''
.....................................
''excuse me one moment..''

this is a good one

A house of cards will always come crashing down.

all this electricity and not one useful thing plugged in

staged world we live in

If my life were a play, I would walk out half way through.

two score and a half life ago

This guy, shouldn't sing. EVER

just dance, just dance

this is the dawning of the age of Aquarius

the path of the warrior one must partake in

I like movies with 'GAPE' in the title

Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
I like movies with 'GAPE' in the title

What's Eating Gilbert Gape?

Originally posted by Röland
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What's Eating Gilbert Gape?

Close enough 😉

aweerm

Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
Close enough 😉

Who's Eating Gabby's Gape?

I am a victim of my own paranoia.