A Guy is driving his girlfriend home when she decides she wants to go to her friends instead but her friend lives out of the way, so she tells her boyfriend that she would get naked for him if he drove her.
The guy says okay, and the girl takes off all her clothes.
The boyfriend is so busy looking at her that he crashes the car and gets stuck between the steering wheel and the seat.
He tells her to go get help and she says she couldn't because she didn't have any clothes on.
He replies, ''Take my shoe and cover your snatch with it, and go for help!''
She takes the shoe and runs to the closest gas station.
She finds the clerk and says, "Help, my boyfriend is stuck! Can you help us?"
The clerk replies, "I'm sorry, I think he's too far in.''
One day a girl decided to buy some crotchless panties to surprise her boyfriend.
She went and bought them, got home, put them on and waited.
When the boyfriend got home there she was spread eagle on the bed with only her panties and bra on.
"Come over here baby." she says smiling.
The boyfriend backs off, "If your pu**y can do that to your panties - I ain't going any where near it!" 😆