Once upon a time, I felt a little funny
It started off as gas but then became runny
I popped to the toilet to let a little go
But oh my fukc I let the whole load blow
Now my arse is sore and I can't really sit
All because I've gone and had a nasty shit
I'm going to stop this poem now before I get a slap
Because just like the subject, this poems really crap!