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I try to be courteous with my farts in front of women. I'll clinch it in if I have to. haermm

hanuts
I don't give a shit who's around when I have to burp.

Burps are fine, let 'em fly.

Now, when a girl farts in my company...I just have to burst into laughter.

I would too.

It's just something, we as a society, don't accept yet. Women farting...we know they do...we just don't want to know.

hanuts

well, would you want to be sitting next to a pretty girl and then all of a sudden you smell shit?

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeell no. I should start carrying around Febreeze, just in case this happens.

😂

*poot*

*spray* "You go bye bye now."

hanuts

ya, it's not very lady-like.

though I'm not one to talk, I burp like a dude.

Originally posted by gefallen_engel
hanuts

ya, it's not very lady-like.

though I'm not one to talk, I burp like a dude.

Like I said, burps, I'm fine with. I've been in belching contests with chicks.

Just keep the butt air in.

when I was working at my last job I walked into the break room, chugged an Amp, everyone that worked on my shift was in there, there was only 7 of us, and I burped and it was soooooooo freaking loud, I was the only female too btw, they all looked at me funny, like they couldn't believe I did that, and my response was, "what? at least I didn't cock my leg and fart!!"

Originally posted by gefallen_engel
when I was working at my last job I walked into the break room, chugged an Amp, everyone that worked on my shift was in there, there was only 7 of us, and I burped and it was soooooooo freaking loud, I was the only female too btw, they all looked at me funny, like they couldn't believe I did that, and my response was, "what? at least I didn't cock my leg and fart!!"

hanuts Classic!

everyone laughed.

I woulda too.

I did.

And a good time was had by all.

I'm still tired.

Exercise, it'll wake you up.

I don't work out till the afternoon.