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It's a trap!

Chuck Norris taught his dog to clean up after himself when he takes a dump. That is because Chuck Norris doesn't take shit from anyone.

Someone texted me that.^^

"Upon shaking this indivivual's hand, my body filled with so much testostorone that my penis grew a beard and COCKSLAPPED MY WIFE,who in turn screamed and grew a cock and facial hair"- Chuck Norris on shaking MY hand

Here's a joke someone texted me.

What do you get if your cat eats my chicken's feet?

Spoiler:
You get my 2 foot cock in your pussy.

Where do people get these?

think blue..dodger blue

Don't look back.

Respect my authoratah!

don't hate the playa..hate the game

I hate everyone equally.

I don't know where I'm going.

feeling, what is feeling?

It's a depraved new world
After all

It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything.

once more into the breach

On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.

i will live
keep me alive
don't let me go
once u do
a tear will drop

You are not special. You are not a
beautiful or unique snowflake. You are
the same decaying organic matter as
everything else.

We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War's a spiritual war... our Great Depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off.

Do you love it

You're too ****ing...... BLONDE!!!!!!