"I got 10 bathrooms, I can shit all day."- Lil Wayne
That's Lil Wayne's lyrics. Personally, I think Lil Wayne is a disgrace and an embarrassment to hip hop, and I think his lyrics suck ass, but I DID laugh at that one above.
Still, there nothing compared to this:
"I'm just a mean person, you never seen worse than
So when Slim gets this M-16 burstin'
You gettin' spun backwards like every word of obscene cursin
On the B-side of my first single with the clean version
Stoppin your short life while you're still a teen virgin
Unless you get a kidney specialist and a spleen surgeon
In the best hospital possible for emergency surgery
To try to stop the blood from your ruptured sternum eternally"