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The mold is purple, and your bathroom reeks of cheese.

If common sense is "common'" why doesn't everybody have it?

The bathroom is mold, and your purple is cheese.

The snozberries taste like snozberries.

I wash the purple bathroom inside a pan of moldy cheese while you wash a pan of moldy cheese inside the purple bathroom.

BLOOD ALONE MOVES THE WHEELS OF HISTORY!
Have you ever asked yourselves in an hour of meditation - which everyone finds during the day - how long we have been striving for greatness? [bangs fist]
Not only the years we've been at war the war of work but from the moment as a child, when we realize the world could be conquered. It has been a lifetime struggle [bang's fists again] a never-ending fight, I say to you [bangs again] and you will understand that it is a privilege to fight. WE ARE WARRIORS!
Salesmen of north-eastern Pennsylvania, I ask you once more rise and be worthy of this historical hour. No revolution is worth anything unless it can defend itself.
Some people will tell you salesman is a bad word. They'll conjure up images of used car dealers, and door to door charlatans. This is our duty to change their perception. I say, salesmen and women of the world... unite.
We must never acquiesce, for it is together... TOGETHER THAT WE PREVAIL. WE MUST NEVER CEDE CONTROL OF THE MOTHERLAND...

FOR IT IS TOGETHER THAT WE PREVAIL!

Too much Rage Against the Machines?

Good band btw

Johnny’s in the basement
Mixing up the medicine
I’m on the pavement
Thinking about the government
The man in the trench coat
Badge out, laid off
Says he’s got a bad cough
Wants to get it paid off
Look out kid
It’s somethin’ you did
God knows when
But you’re doin’ it again
You better duck down the alley way
Lookin’ for a new friend
The man in the coon-skin cap
In the big pen
Wants eleven dollar bills
You only got ten

Killing in the name of!
Some of those that work forces, are the same that burn crosses
Some of those that work forces, are the same that burn crosses
Some of those that work forces, are the same that burn crosses
Some of those that work forces, are the same that burn crosses
Huh!

....etc etc etc

That particular song had a lot of 😠 to let out

World renowned failure at both death and life
Given nothingness, purgatory blight
To run and hide, a cowardly procedure
Options exhausted, except for anesthesia
Anesthesia

I don't feel anything
I don't need anything
I don't need love

When you have a fat friend there are no see-saws. Only catapults.

I never saw a mad cow. I have seen many horny dogs though.

If I have to move up in a building, I choose the elevator over the escalator. Because one time I was riding the escalator and I tripped. I fell down the stairs for an hour and a half.

One time I was in the bathroom wearing bald flip flops and the tile was wet. Epic pwn.

Coffee increases my high blood pressure

Scurlnick.

Is Chewbacca a Republican or a Democrat?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
One time I was in the bathroom wearing bald flip flops and the tile was wet. Epic pwn.

I hate it when that shit happens.

Self-preservation is the first law of nature.