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Gawd: lucifer come over here. tell me what im doing wrong!
these humans just fling poop at each other and run to the caves when i show up and they wont worship me!!

lucifer: well maybe if you gave them a lil initiative, courage thrive to succeed i mean please... here let me at it ill fix it for you lord. lets get rid of that fur, fix that brow hmm.. the females will give them a lil patch area well they fix that later on their own kinda in a hurry here

Lucifer, to his dumbass followers: "ZOMG let's take on GOD!!!! Aaaahahahahaha we can beat GOD!!!"

*scene cuts to Lucifer getting his ass handed to him by Michael*

Micheal: Pwned.

Lucifer: Wuuuut?

Michael: You got pwned.

Lucifer: WUUUUUUUT?

*scene cuts to Lucifer being cast into Hell*

God: Epic Pwn.

Micheal couldnt do sh#$ on his own thats like having your corner man drug you and the dude take credit for the ko...

and how was he suppose to know how tough the old man was afterall he was a complete moron retard.

no one knew about retard strength back then

Michael pwned his ass. Epic pwn, anti fail, uber win. Angelic ass rape.

also none of that even happen, its all religious propaganda.

luscifer left him on his own willingly and his peeps followed him leaving gawd offended so he told everyone including humans he kicked him out b/c he wanted to over thrown him. so they wouldnt leave him too

luscifer just made his own dimension and the ultimate house party bachelor pad..

Mhm...And one day when you go there he'll shove a pineapple up your ass.

revelation isnt even given the same lvl of credibility nor recognized as part of the same source material with most scholars and even other stories like the book of enoch isnt consider canon and in academic circles is just a regional story which started off more then likely as an oral story.. 😛

so what ppl know about the devil isnt even part of the scripture nor source material..

plus satan isnt shoving anything and hell is a human concept made up by humans not god nor the devil we just are not in gawds presence..

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Originally posted by Wild Shadow
revelation isnt even given the same lvl of credibility nor recognized as part of the same source material with most scholars and even other stories like the book of enoch isnt consider canon and in academic circles is just a regional story which started off more then likely as an oral story.. 😛

so what ppl know about the devil isnt even part of the scripture nor source material..

plus satan isnt shoving anything and hell is a human concept made up by humans not god nor the devil we just are not in gawds presence..

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Proof?

proof.. the new testament is suppose to be the life of jesus which should be all that is needed that is the original source material nothing need be added nor taken away. but, the church saw fit to include written personal letters from one another arguing about what it is to be a Christian and how a church should be..

from priest not having be married.. women will never be as close to gawd as men and must remain virgins and nuns etc etc sex should only be done for procreation and not enjoyed..

revelations was added b/c ppl felt a man's vivid dream was a message from god even though it contradicts earlier source material from the old testament and jesus mouth itself.
sheol was the original hebrew word for man's common grave sinners and prophets all went there there was no after life in heaven for humans.
when jesus went down to sheol which was later translated to hades and then finally modernly further translated to hell he came to raise all the dead and take thme to heaven and close the gates.

the book of enoch only came about from other countries and not from the jewish centered community and its original source material book the torah,, it is regarded by both the hebrews/jews and christians none canon.

the proof your asking for is the same as me asking to proof the sun is a ball of burning gas plasma and various energies and chain reactions.

the problem is mistranslations for example ppl here the word apocalypse and think end of days it is not it is reveal the beginning etc etc.. ppl point at the bible and say see your wrong the bible said this yes it does in english not in hebrew/greek it means completely different thing and it is not menat to be taken literal nor factual..

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i cant watch it.. my butt clenches at certain animal attacks i have flashbacks of my attack

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se a cabo!

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se a cabo!

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gonna go to bed cause its damn near 2:30 in the ****ing morning awesleep

found this
made me think of Ax3l 😐

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
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