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shake and bake!!

STFU Donnie.

If there was a show in which Alex Skarsgard just stood naked in a room without doing anything for an hour, I'd watch it.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
STFU Donnie.

I think I'll barf if I don't get into any graduate programs.

Jonah: We got pinkeye.
Ben Stone: Were you giving butterfly kisses or something?
Jason: Ha ha ha, very funny That's not how you get pinkeye. You get it from poo particles making their way into your ocular cavities.
Jay: Um, I farted on Jason's pillow as a practical joke. He farted on Jonah's, thinking it was mine, and then eventually pinkeyed my pillow. I'm not proud any of this, but I think we're all forgiven each other. Um, but we can't go anywhere.
Pete: You can get pinkeye from farting in a pillow?
Jonah: Totally!
Pete: That's awesome!
Jonah: Jesus, Martin got it bad. What, did someone take a dump on your eye?
Martin: No. No pinkeye for me. I'm just really... high.

i;ve imprinted myself to ABS

Kumar Patel: So you get high and you put other people who smoke weed in jail?
George W. Bush: DUH!
Kumar Patel: That's so hypocritical!
George W. Bush: Oh yeah? Well let me ask you something, Kumar, do you like giving hand jobs?
Kumar Patel: No sir.
George W. Bush: Do you like gettin' hand jobs?
Kumar Patel: [smirking] Heh, yeah.
George W. Bush: Yeah well, that makes you a ****in' hypocriticizer too, so shut the **** up! Now smoke my weed.

Originally posted by Digi
However, it's easy to miss and not worth insulting people over. Get over yourself and just explain the situation next time you encounter it. Thank you.

crylaugh

i wonder when miley turns 18?

Originally posted by Ax3l
crylaugh

Well, if I want to make those remarks again without anyone noticing, I'll just put it in my sig.

My cat is angry with me.

Stand in front of a runaway train just to feel alive again.

dynamical systems

Time to put the wash in the dryer then start another load! I'm so excited!

weirdo

i'm too lazy to do laundry maybe tomorrow

I'm excited because I've never had a washer and dryer in my own place. I hated doing it and laundromats.

DON'T CALL ME NAMES