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Dad!There is a Brady in our Yard!

last night i went to a bar and ordered the house beer.

wasnt bad... as far as beer goes anyway.

wow, this opera update is faster than my internet.

the future kicks ass.

waai

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waai

makes her look older,

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also, today is hockey's sexest captian's 23rd birthday 😊
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Domestic Violence is no laughing matter, from time to time.

Last night i was down at the 100, and shazbot comes upto me and says "Do you know anyone named Rick?"

Long story short- it was kind of ****ed up.

Originally posted by Sancty

waai

the chicken on the pizza was really dry.
it had no sauce, and it was kind of burnt.

3 out of 10

the beer wasnt bad, for beer.

So, i was just eating a yellow plum.

And i swallowed the seed.
I stopped myself half way into swallowing it and said "****" then, not knowing how to un-swallow it, because thats not something i ever have to do, i tried coughing, but that didnt work, So i had no say in the matter, Down it went.

If my life were a kids cartoon, right about now i'd be worried that a tree is gonna grow inside me.
And then my friends would have to shrink down, and go inside me, and find it, and get it out of me, before a tree grows and i die.
And then we'd all learn a moral about not eating fruit seeds, even if it was only a ****ing accident.

Edit: Oh, and **** it feels weird

You're gonna die.

We all die.
I dont understand why people worry about it.

You cant change the fact youre going to die, Might as well enjoy it while you can.

Edit: Speaking of DEATH!
I wonder how i'll die, i hope its death by awesomeness.

Well, if you keep swallowing hard objects it's a matter of time......

So i shouldn't try to eat my watch?

Where's the fun in that?

Edit: What if i ate a roll of pennies?
What if i ate 35$ worth of pennies?