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I look like a coke whore today.

even better role playing

That's exactly what I was thinking.

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
I look like a coke whore today.

Like Kate Moss. And...

Also, coke is too expensive for a hooker, unless you're one of those high-end hookers for the stars, like the one Charlie Sheen does.

I think I'm sober enough to go get orange juice.

Originally posted by Slay
That look works for some people though.

Like Kate Moss. And...

Also, coke is too expensive for a hooker, unless you're one of those high-end hookers for the stars, like the one Charlie Sheen does.

I prefer a David Duchovny type hooker.

****, i cant do it with this program.

damn it, it would've been perfect

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
That's exactly what I was thinking.

hey sexy, how much? i got 50 in my pocket and an 8ball of grade A coke

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
I prefer a David Duchovny type hooker.

That station plays "Rock Me Amadeus" at least once a day.

Not complaining. I get wood when I hear it.

I have a wedgie. And I should really go to Piggly Wiggly, but I hate driving.

I get to ride on a train tomorrow!

I ride a train everyday, suckah.

Odds of dying in a train fatality is 1 in 65,870.

I don't even know what I'm listening to right now.

I will get off my arse in five minutes.

i plan on buying a train if and when my books hit big
after i buy a house in Florida for my parents and a house here in my homtown for myself

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
Odds of dying in a train fatality is 1 in 65,870.

Originally posted by Ax3l
I needed that.

You're welcome, babycakes.

What are the odds of dying in a plane crash?