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Originally posted by Slay
Because he thinks he's doing me a favour by asking me to come and I'll feel bad if I just refuse to come.

Lying is way better.

Nah, just say you don't feel like it.

But thats ok, Because im not addicted to anything.
now if you don't mind, i have to go sell my house so i can pay off my meth dealer, but this is the last fix, i swear.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Nah, just say you don't feel like it.

Yeah, but then his feelings will be hurt. And he'll get all depressed and question our friendship just because I don't feel like going to Amsterdam to smoke pot while I can just call a dealer and smoke pot in the comforts of my own home.

thats not true at all, i am damn well addicted to those lunchables.

the one that comes with the kit-kat is the god damn bomb.

i could eat those things forever and a ****ing half sir.
Right up until i died.

I used to buy like 4 of those and eat them as a meal.
get some redbull and OJ on the side, hells-to-the-****ing-YEAH!

Peter and I were hanging out in the back of a timmies one time, eating some lunchables and he looks to me and says "Dave, You were right, these things do kick ass, and they're like, The perfect food when you're high, i love you man." I love you pete,

much bro-love, pete.
Much bro-love indeed.

And now you know that i dont give a **** about what i put into my body.

its time for my pre jog poop....

Originally posted by Dave_97
thats not true at all, i am damn well addicted to those lunchables.

the one that comes with the kit-kat is the god damn bomb.

i could eat those things forever and a ****ing half sir.
Right up until i died.

I used to buy like 4 of those and eat them as a meal.
get some redbull and OJ on the side, hells-to-the-****ing-YEAH!

Peter and I were hanging out in the back of a timmies one time, eating some lunchables and he looks to me and says "Dave, You were right, these things do kick ass, and they're like, The perfect food when you're high, i love you man." I love you pete,

much bro-love, pete.
Much bro-love indeed.

And now you know that i dont give a **** about what i put into my body.


The cheese and ham look absolutely revolting.

Oh they are.

Originally posted by Slay
The cheese and ham look absolutely revolting.
they do, but its still fantastic.

Originally posted by Dave_97
thats not true at all, i am damn well addicted to those lunchables.

the one that comes with the kit-kat is the god damn bomb.

i could eat those things forever and a ****ing half sir.
Right up until i died.

I used to buy like 4 of those and eat them as a meal.
get some redbull and OJ on the side, hells-to-the-****ing-YEAH!

Peter and I were hanging out in the back of a timmies one time, eating some lunchables and he looks to me and says "Dave, You were right, these things do kick ass, and they're like, The perfect food when you're high, i love you man." I love you pete,

much bro-love, pete.
Much bro-love indeed.

And now you know that i dont give a **** about what i put into my body.

They don't sell lunchables anymore here. I had them fifteen years ago when they were first introduced on the German market, and being a (stupid) kid I loved them. I had them maybe three times.

It actually still influences me though, at times I buy myself a cheese, usually emmentaler and a Salami and some Tuc Crackers and make some mini sandwiches, it doesn't taste nearly as good as the lunchables taste in my memory, but I still like it.

Originally posted by Slay
Yeah, but then his feelings will be hurt. And he'll get all depressed and question our friendship just because I don't feel like going to Amsterdam to smoke pot while I can just call a dealer and smoke pot in the comforts of my own home.

Yeah, people have a habit of thinking as much about other people as those people think they do. It's a psychological fact.

Originally posted by Bardock42
They don't sell lunchables anymore here. I had them fifteen years ago when they were first introduced on the German market, and being a (stupid) kid I loved them. I had them maybe three times.

It actually still influences me though, at times I buy myself a cheese, usually emmentaler and a Salami and some Tuc Crackers and make some mini sandwiches, it doesn't taste nearly as good as the lunchables taste in my memory, but I still like it.

i would mail you some, but then i'd be not eating them.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Yeah, people have a habit of thinking as much about other people as those people think they do. It's a psychological fact.

Har-har, in this case it's true though, as he's a psychological wreck and I'm his oldest friend. I've stayed with him while he was in rehab and almost everyone left him. The other people he hangs out with right now are as ****ed up as he is, and he keeps inviting me over there. Whenever I do show up all we do is drink, they snort speed and they tell me all kinds of ridiculous yet boring stories.

Trust me, I am as important to him as I just described, and although I feel flattered and I do still consider him a friend, at least for old time's sake, I don't picture myself hanging out with them for as long as a day. In Amsterdam.

Originally posted by Dave_97
thats not true at all, i am damn well addicted to those lunchables.

the one that comes with the kit-kat is the god damn bomb.

i could eat those things forever and a ****ing half sir.
Right up until i died.

I used to buy like 4 of those and eat them as a meal.
get some redbull and OJ on the side, hells-to-the-****ing-YEAH!

Peter and I were hanging out in the back of a timmies one time, eating some lunchables and he looks to me and says "Dave, You were right, these things do kick ass, and they're like, The perfect food when you're high, i love you man." I love you pete,

much bro-love, pete.
Much bro-love indeed.

And now you know that i dont give a **** about what i put into my body.

Eeeew O_____________________________O

some people like shrimp, some people like skat porn,
i like chicken, cheese,and crackers,with a kit-kat on the side.

I remember this degenerate kid with an earring eating that shit back in the day, now that I think of it. Must've gotten them from Germany, as his family was too poor to shop in Holland and he was the only kid that had those.

Originally posted by Slay
I remember this degenerate kid with an earring eating that shit back in the day, now that I think of it. Must've gotten them from Germany, as his family was too poor to shop in Holland and he was the only kid that had those.

They were actually stupidly expensive for what they are. My parents, who are quite well off, hardly ever bought them for me.

This man knows how to live the canadian life.

milk straight from the bag, my hero,

Originally posted by Bardock42
They were actually stupidly expensive for what they are. My parents, who are quite well off, hardly ever bought them for me.

I always pictured them being from Aldi or Lidl. Ah well, learn something new every day.

Anyway, I'm off, as I just realised I'm running late.

You know that feeling you get, when you couldn't be anymore stuffed with food, and you really really really hate yourself?

i am so there.

i feel alive... wanna go on a hump but the sun might tan my skin to the point that i look charbroiled and its finally back to its natural yellowish tone