"I don't want to kill you.... " *cocks gun* "But that doesn't mean im not going to"
"But you said you don't want to kill us"
"You're right, i don't want to, I need to, You see, i'm a few screws short of an apple pie, So i really need to kill you, its the only way to be sure you're not robots"
"and if we are robots?"
"... then.... i guess i'm really f*cked" *Raises gun*
"Wait!, just answer me this before you shoot, Why would you be really f*cked if we're robots?"
"Because, then i'll have wasted the last of my bullets, and you'd still be alive and able to snap me in half, Should i really have to tell you this?"
"We're robots"
*lowers gun* "ah, so you admit you're robots, i knew it all along"
The end.
wait.. what the f*ck just happened?