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i want to move to canada and find me a beautiful woman and a good honest job.

Hey, I'm a computer.

Originally posted by King Castle
i want to move to canada and find me a beautiful woman and a good honest job.

no thx one of my uncles lost the tip of two fingers in a lumber jack accident...

come up with something else. i dont think i be a good lumberkjack and i end up inside a tree shredding machine.

play curling?

no real money to live off... i saw it on jay leno one of the olympic players had a job at a full time job at a warehouse construction store..

he had to take time out from work and struggle to find sponsors which wasnt even enough to cover all their expenses.

besides i shoot myself have way down the hokey ring..

Originally posted by Dave_97
doesnt everybody?

Originally posted by Dave_97
be a lumberjack

crylaugh0

canada is cool, s'all im saying

Animal is a great song.

think i can be a mountie i have the right mindset to maintain its principles.

i even mounted a mule and an elephant as a kid so i have experience with riding

But have you ever actually been for an actual ride on an actual horse? o_O

Cos as far as I know they dont ride heffalumps.

no.. but there are horses down the street from my house and even an equine stable nursery down a few blocks... plus i walk by them every once in a while an pet them on top of the head not muzzle scared of their teeth..

also i go to the rodeo to watch bronco riding few times a year... how hard can it be, pretty basic.horse
also i own a few cowboys hats auto bump in experience.

besides i'll learn as i go its how i learned almost everything in life.

I've ridden horses.

Me too. ✅

My sister has one, he's a big soft bugger. =3

oh the good old RCMP.

Originally posted by King Castle

i even mounted a mule and an elephant as a kid so i have experience with riding

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
I've ridden horses.

let me help you up and grab the reigns..

we'll start slow with a gallop get you seated and used to this ride.

comfortable? okay, lets get it started.. bronco riding, bucking and turning have you grunting and moaning..

how long do you think you'll be able to ride me?

hold on tight there are no safety features when you climb this ride...

tell me are you exhausted are you still able to ride? if i slow down its just my second wind b4 we go full stride...
😮‍💨

you aint got to worry when you have me in the stables.... all you gotta do is show me the feed stroke and reward me...

tell me will you'll be willin to take a ride?

just remember to leave the gates open for me.. 😈

i get manly tears whenever i hear it.
manly manly tears.

Lies.

I'm taking a developmental math course.

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