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I don't eat until around 7. Then I take out the dog out for a poopums. Then I go to skewl.

i eat whenever im hungry

Holy ****, it's only supposed to be 90 tomorrow!

That's awesome.

I get to eat at 5:30! wavehand

Originally posted by Dave_97
i eat whenever im hungry

I envy you.

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
I get to eat at 5:30! wavehand

I still got that sandwich.

Originally posted by amnesia
I envy you.

Originally posted by Dave_97
im very lonely.
there is nothing to envy

I prefer to be alone. Socializing is only bearable when i drink.
And i only drink once a month.

Originally posted by Dave_97
im very lonely.
there is nothing to envy

Originally posted by Dave_97
im very lonely.

YouTube video

first of all, i do play with my penis.
secondly, im not very social, but im trying.

i am not wearing pants.
and am cold because of it

One day a Scotsman and an Irishman walked into a pub together. They proceeded to each buy a pint of Guinness. Just as they were about to enjoy their creamy beverage, two flies landed in their pints, one in each.

The Scotsman fished the offending fly out of his beer and continued drinking it as if nothing had happened.

The Irishman picked the fly out of his drink, held it out over the beer and then started yelling, "SPIT IT OUT! SPIT IT OUT YOU THIEVING BASTARD!!!"

http://www.travelexpertguide.org/forum/United-Kingdom/What-39-s-the-differences-between-Scottish-and-Irish-people-337519.htm

i once had a pet frog.
my sister killed it.

i once had a pet turtle, but my mom said i couldnt keep it, and so it "ran away" in other words, she took it back to the creek where i found it.

hmm.. i usually consider turks as arabs,, which means i had sex with an arab hot chick.

Turks are secular Israel lovers.

so why was she a mexican/american lover?

Because you can love whatever the hell you want, ive spent a lot of time in Turkey. They have Israel flags everywhere. And pictures of Mustafa Kemal Atatürk.

i love mexicans.
they have good food.