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i only have one or two wayward chest hairs.. i pull them out and the rest of the peach fuzz i shave every once in a great while..

I shaved my chest once, big mistake.

I don't even remember why I shaved it.

I think I just wanted to see how long it would take to grow back.

It still hasn't returned. ;_;

Sigh. Guess I'll go to music lessons.

you must be a genius so much on your plate

Sitting here until 5, then going to the grocery store.

Weather permitting.

Good for you. I am already the king of music.

its cooking time.

Good lord, Interpol. Why don't you change it up every now and again.

This album appears to be the same song over and over again.

i wonder if a citizen can citizen arrest a corrupt police officer who is breaking the law while on duty?mhmm

Hey there, so uh... How'd you like to get knocked up?

i should get that printed on a card.

Dave Kodak,
How'd you like to get knocked up?
(905) 123-5555

i could just hand them out at the bar.

60% of the food i make for myself tends to be eatin by my dogs instead.

Rain.

5-10% of the food I make goes to my little boys.
That's if they actually feel like eating it ofc, cats are very picky.

I like mashed taters.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I like mashed taters.

its really windy and i couldnt find my leg brace

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Rain.

it should be a crime.