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A person can only take so much

Originally posted by Ax3l
A person can only take so much
and give so much.

Originally posted by Ax3l
Where the **** would I get vinegar at a time like this.

.... Piss?

Vinegar is like, the worst thing you can drink right about now, it'll wake you right the f*ck up, but with an ulcer, it's only gonna make it bigger.

Well, great. I just had a 5th of Vinegar. Hope you're happy that I'm about to bleed out.

Equal parts of give and take...

...make for great sex.

if you knew me at all, you would know i am happy.
and you'd know not to do the things i say.

but i don't believe you drank any.

but if you did, then its not that big a deal. it wont turn it into a black whole, it just wont help with the healing of it.

i used to do vinegar shots, its like a kick to the face.

Well, I'm bleeding out of my ass.

Originally posted by ~Bun Bun~
Equal parts of give and take...

...make for great sex.

im f*cking awful in bed.

Originally posted by Dave_97
im f*cking awful in bed.

To a point I think everyone worries how they are in bed. Even the most confident.

Originally posted by Ax3l
Well, I'm bleeding out of my ass.

Tampon? 😂

Originally posted by ~Bun Bun~
To a point I think everyone worries how they are in bed. Even the most confident.
i guess.

Originally posted by Ax3l
Well, I'm bleeding out of my ass.
that has nothing to do with me or vinegar.

But it has A LOT to do with a broken coke bottle.

knocked some of these back the other day, good stuff.

i believe i've found myself something new to drink at bars.

What the flying **** of awesomeness is that!?

My dad sent our "chore" list to us via facebook. 😂

Originally posted by Ax3l
What the flying **** of awesomeness is that!?
jack and cola, tastes just like what you'd think.

I think that can contains rainbows.

I think I'm going to phase out buying 12 packs of just plain cola and purchase nothing but Jack and Coke.

It'd be even better if they had diet.

What with the diabetes.

i picked up a 4 pack of it for like 10$ at the LCBO.

it was pretty good stuff, i normally don't like whiskey or coke, but to be honest, i enjoyed the two mixed together, very much so.

i also tried a Rockstar Vodka and mango... tasted....different.. not bad, but not great, im not buying it again.

i felt like drinking something other than mikes for a change, and those were my picks.

and next payday, something different again!

That'd be grrrrrreat for ulcers.

Originally posted by Ax3l
What with the diabetes.
slap the diabetes with your penis, that'll show it who's boss.