You guys should have been at my school last Friday.
My friend asked me to write "I love Ashley" on his forehead (Ashley is his girlfriend) with a sharpie, instead I wrote "I love Penis". He was in the bathroom for like 20 minutes trying to scrub it off, and you could still kind of see it when he came back.
Funny shit.
I got a new girlfriend btw. And I accidentally pocked dialed her (I never realized it), and it went to voicemail, and that song "Fireflies" by Owl City was on, and now she has a recording of me singing Fireflies, which was a song I told her I hated. I was REALLY getting into it too. She thought it was like the funniest thing she's ever heard, and she told all of my friends, and they all laughed at me.
On her phone, Fireflies is the individual ringtone for when I call her.
It's a good thing I can laugh at myself.