ok ok, i'll stop.
i saw a girl today, she was the hottest girl ive ever seen, holy ****.
and she smiled at me, and im all "UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH f*ck"
women dont smile at me, and good looking women really dont smile at me, and really really good looking women who could make rick from casablanca fumble because even he wants some of that but thinks hes not worthy, do not, ever, EVER smile at me, but she did.
**** my life- i should have smiled back.