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Started by AbnormalButSane9,042 pages

I like them in moderation. Once a year maybe. With linguine.

I'm going to sleep forever.

i take back naming my laptop after you, once a year is 5 times too many.

I hate all seafood

Originally posted by Dave_97
i take back naming my laptop after you, once a year is 5 times too many.

Aww, oh well.

i kid i kid, the laptop is keeping the name, but honestly, shrimp?
ewww

Don't remind me. I actually don't feel well now.

Scrimp, as my peepaw calls it.

I don't care what you say, I still eat mudbugs. stoned

I'd rather eat something that doesn't taste like the ocean

LIKE BACON

crawl tats?

ok ok, i'll stop.

i saw a girl today, she was the hottest girl ive ever seen, holy ****.
and she smiled at me, and im all "UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH f*ck"
women dont smile at me, and good looking women really dont smile at me, and really really good looking women who could make rick from casablanca fumble because even he wants some of that but thinks hes not worthy, do not, ever, EVER smile at me, but she did.
**** my life- i should have smiled back.

I remember one time some broad commented on my Zappa shirt, she was wearing a Pixies shirt. Our kids would've had the best of music tastes.

STORM CHASERS TONIGHT

bought some new movies, watching daybreakers.

The dust blows forward n' the dust blows back

thinking of getting some surgery done.

Making meatloaf and macaroni.

sounds good.

Originally posted by King Castle
thinking of getting some surgery done.
breast implants?