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I think I'd be a good Auror.

Oh, great. Beecher is back in Oz.

This makes me sick.

Could be all the raisins I have ingested, though.

Got a gosh darn twitch in my eye

I feel ya.

And now I'm hiccuppppinginupppping

Got that moneeey.

I think I could be a stripper if I exercised more. Expectations are low here though.

I don't think you're forward enough to be a stripper.

You don't know me, maaaaaan.

You have to go up to people and beg them to allow you to push your vagina onto their nose or other extremities.

I couldn't do that. I hate interacting with people. That's why I hated the strip club.

I mean, leave me alone. Just take off your clothes off.

Damn strippers. Pressuring me.

I hate that I have no choice but to miss you,
because you're not here.
But I hate even more that there is no rational reason for me to miss you,
because you never were.

one bourbon, one scotch, one beer

I mean, i've got a dick

We're the leading cause of death, mankind. And there's no cure for us.

I remember thinking it was "A-one bourbon, a-one scotch, a-one beer"

Then I was all... "Thats not enough to get drunk"

BUKOWSKI

The A Team.

Originally posted by Punkyhermy
I hate that I have no choice but to miss you,
because you're not here.
But I hate even more that there is no rational reason for me to miss you,
because you never were.

Take it somewhere else, you two.