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Google images girl.

she will be mine, oh yes, she will be mine.

Mother Teresa called... She hates you.

I love the shorts.

There aren't enough of them.

i called her back, left some phone sex on her answering machine

These guys started off on a local station. I could do the exact same thing. Get a big start at a local station.

I just need my producers card.

Mike just walked out of the theater to grab something

I ain't never seen that before!

Dick dickity dick dick dick

I hope I'm not backed up.

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
Dick dickity dick dick dick

drunk drunkity drunk drunk drunk

So horny, I'm humping a pillow.

man, i wish women would hump me.
or pillows while thinking about me.

but mostly the first one.

i am so lonely.

I ****ed something once.

It was plastic 😄

I humped my friend's legs once. But I was desperate and not paying attention.

She was a ****

we've all f*cked something.
why, i myself have had girlfriends whom i've sexed.

not a single one of them said i was good.
bitches, God Damned Bitches.

After I had sex with my friend, he told me I was incredibly strong.

I could probably break his dick. mmm

I'm a very passionate lover, I'll bet.

Originally posted by Ax3l
I hope I'm not backed up.