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Started by AbnormalButSane9,042 pages

aaahhhhhh weep Just want sex.

call up your boyfriend!

List of things to do tomorrow:
1. Sleep in
2. Groceries
3. Halloween shopping
4. Possible DVD purchasing spree
5. Lunch (could come at any time)
6. Homework.

Originally posted by Dave_97
call up your boyfriend!

He's sick!

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
He's sick!

Well, tell him you don't want to do the kinky stuff today

I don't think you're allowed to have sex until you're married.

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
He's sick!
you could ask me?

Originally posted by Bardock42
Well, tell him you don't want to do the kinky stuff today

He's the one that enjoys the spanking.

Originally posted by Dave_97
you could ask me?

You can't even tell the pretty girl she's pretty.

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
He's the one that enjoys the spanking.

He enjoys being spanked or he enjoys spanking someone?

Originally posted by Bardock42
You can't even tell the pretty girl she's pretty.

this is true.

Originally posted by Dave_97
this is true.

To be fair though, telling random women unsolicited that they are pretty is somewhat creepy, also slightly sexist.

Demon tied to a chair in my brain

we work together, and she did look very pretty today.

Originally posted by Bardock42
You can't even tell the pretty girl she's pretty.

He enjoys being spanked or he enjoys spanking someone?

biscuits

Originally posted by Dave_97
we work together, and she did look very pretty today.

You should tell her...what's the worst that could happen? Ruin friendship, make work nightmare.

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
biscuits

Your choice of smilie says more than a thousand words.

the worst that could happen?

she gets knocked up and i get drafted to vietnam.

the planet could blow up while being sucked into a black whole.

in this idea of worst case scenario, im working in a lab 20 years down the line working on a project for faster than light travel.
lets just say things dont end well, for her, you, me, or anybody really.

damnit, should never cut the blue wire.

I did it like this, I did it like that, I did it with a wiffle ball bat.

cyndi lauper 4 life.

fool.

I'd give it to her butthole.