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I remember when Juno came out and random people I didn't know very well would tell me that I look like the Juno character. And I'd say, "I look like a pregnant 16 year old? Thanks."

Thankfully now, everyone has forgotten about that movie.

Originally posted by Dave_97
of course you're not talking to me, because im not a woman and since you cant sleep with me, you have no interest in being friends.

way to be a dick, Dick.

and i talk to everyone else who dont have a dingle dangle and i have no hope of sleeping with.

never seen juno.

Originally posted by King Castle
i talk to you all the time, more then anyone else on here.

and i talk to everyone else who dont have a dingle dangle and i have no hope of sleeping with.

never seen juno.

😆 i am the master of the plans

if you weren't a homosexual deviant Canadian thousands of miles away and it weren't a hate crime. i would beat you black and blue and smack your teeth straight.

😬 🏴‍☠️

dont ever say ABS aint a cutie

you're threatening me now?
and what, im canadian so that makes it a hate crime?
you are such a racist.

ABS and i are friends because we are, doesn't have to be sexual tension, doesn't have to be sexual interest.
the fact that i find her attractive has nothing to do with the friendship.
the world is too motivated by sex these days, and it disgusts me.
you say we're friends, but you wont even tell me your age.
thats not very friend like, not very friend like indeed.
i cant trust you guy, i dont even know your name, how can you call us friends?
YOU NEVER OPEN UP TO ME, WHY CAN'T YOU JUST LOVE ME! cry

i wonder if there are any donuts left.

I lost my goddamn id card.

you are gonna get deported.

i dont feel so good, must be all that coffee i drank, im not use to it anymore.

sure, "coffee". 😉

Originally posted by Dave_97
of course you're not talking to me, because im not a woman and since you cant sleep with me, you have no interest in being friends.

way to be a dick, Dick.

bewbz? 😇

Slap?

Bum?

Originally posted by Kharhmah
This is an "Oh Snap" moment I believe.

can i cry on you? cry

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
I remember when Juno came out and random people I didn't know very well would tell me that I look like the Juno character. And I'd say, "I look like a pregnant 16 year old? Thanks."

Thankfully now, everyone has forgotten about that movie.

You don't look like Ellen Page from what I can tell. You look like Summer Glau

Though you seem to favour blurry, black and white shots, so you might actually look like Michael Cera, perhaps they meant that?

Originally posted by Dave_97
he doesnt love me.

can i cry on you? cry

lets put the cards out on the table.

Dave if you and i were to meet i would hang out and have a few beers.. i would probably raise an eyebrow at your shenanigans before it would escalate to complete annoyance. i would then probably excuse myself for the night.

some time in between i probably call you a homo or a f@& with no real animosity toward you.

Originally posted by Kharhmah
There there, he's a meanie head. You dont need him. petpet

Originally posted by Dave_97
you're the best friend i could ever ask for hug

why have you bn so mean to me Kharmah?