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You mean Ellen Page?

Originally posted by King Castle
perfect mate for dave would be ellen degenerous or hellen page

dude, she was hot in Hard candy, and in Mouth to Mouth... she has sex in that movie.

She's also Canadian!

Originally posted by Dave_97
ellen page?

dude, she was hot in Hard candy, and in Mouth to Mouth... she has sex in that movie.

Her character had sex before the story of the Juno...

That doesn't sound as good.

damn it, i meant anne heche got them confused.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Her character had sex before the story of the Juno...

That doesn't sound as good.

im not gonna ruin it for you, but it's a great film if you wanna watch a film about cults and the f*cked up'edness of cults.

Originally posted by Dave_97
Its a story about a cult, and her being a little runaway, she joins the cult.

im not gonna ruin it for you, but it's a great film if you wanna watch a film about cults and the f*cked up'edness of cults.

This is true, I was there.

Originally posted by Scythe
This is true, I was there.

Originally posted by Dave_97
i thought that one guy looked like you. F*cking knew it, you famous goat bastard.

I got paid in gum.

Originally posted by Scythe
I got paid in gum.

Originally posted by Dave_97
Double Bubble? 😱

No, Trident strips. It's from a commercial.

I just realized, Adderall is like the exact opposite of weed.

It gives you tons of energy, you completely lose your appetite, and it makes it very hard to laugh (that's what it does to me, even if I think something's funny, I can't laugh at it).

Originally posted by Scythe
No, Trident strips. It's from a commercial.

I thought it was Trident Layers

Originally posted by Scythe
No, Trident strips. It's from a commercial.

The ill type, I stab myself with a steel spike
while I blow my brain out, just to see what it feels like
cause this is how I am in real life
I don't want to just die a normal death,
I wanna be killed twice

gotta stock up on razor blades and candy...

Originally posted by King Castle
gotta stock up on razor blades and candy...

even Cameo knows that white b*tches love bagged milk.

YouTube video

i hate fergie, she used to be an actor you know.

then a crackwhore who later lucked herself into the group.

only in america!