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my city's weird

Lil bit yeah.

i think this is the earliest weve had it, yet mhmm

Originally posted by ADarksideJedi
Nothing says I love you but a nice hit on the head by a frying pan!

it was thrown at my face and i fell out of my chair.

Yellow pages or white?

i dont know how it goes in america, but in ontario, at the back of the white pages; there is a bit of the yellow pages.

it was about 7 or 8 inches thick.
didnt hurt that much, just the shock of turning around and getting hit in the face....

there was a girlish scream involved.

Here that's the yellow pages.

ah, useless to know.

A bit.

I had sex last night. I was gonna have it this morning, but my friend was all "I was really hard but I didn't want to wake you." And I was all 😐

last night so many people were dressed up, oh. the amount of really short skirts.

Dressed up in costumes?

yeh, odd, i know.
but everyone was bar hoping and such, wonder woman was drunkingly dancing across the street from Kaz's (the first bar we were at)

some dude got into a fight with a mounted cop, he hit his head off his horse, stupid drunk.

lots of women were dressed really slutty.
i was ok with it.

Well, yeah. Halloween is a magical time. doped

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
I had sex last night. I was gonna have it this morning, but my friend was all "I was really hard but I didn't want to wake you." And I was all 😐

You should rip off his cock and beat him to death with it.

Originally posted by Bardock42
You should rip off his cock and beat him to death with it.

laughcry

Originally posted by Dave_97
yeh, odd, i know.
but everyone was bar hoping and such, wonder woman was drunkingly dancing across the street from Kaz's (the first bar we were at)

some dude got into a fight with a mounted cop, he hit his head off his horse, stupid drunk.

lots of women were dressed really slutty.
i was ok with it.

Mounties crack me up.

it was alright, janna took a picture of me that'll most likely end up on facebook.
i was about to drink my beer, i dont like people taking photo's of me.
even if i am so devilishly good looking i make women wet in the panties just from saying "Hi"

just before the photo travis winked at me and said "hey baby'
i was all "Hey, how 'bout we go back to your place and have a kodak moment" everybody but dan, laughed.

it only works if they know im dave kodak, which is the draw back of such a sweet pickup line.

Show the picture lad, it'd be a shock to see you actually having fun or semi happy.

im always having fun and semi-happy.
trolling the crap out of KC is loads of fun.