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Started by Dave_979,042 pages

my finger is bleeding

Used Cars, epic!!!

still waiting for mine!

It's a movie, babe.

i know what it is, rob said he was sending me a copy.

Ah, I remember that.

but im still waiting, maybe tomorrow.

Gonna watch some Dragon.

Dragon!

How to train them, to be specific.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
How to train them, to be specific.

I have been told that it is a long a harrowing process. And expensive too. Dragon feed isn't free you know...

Originally posted by Lestov16
I have been told that it is a long a harrowing process. And expensive too. Dragon feed isn't free you know...
They eat hookers and drug dealers. In Houston, it's like a neverending buffet.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
They eat hookers and drug dealers. In Houston, it's like a neverending buffet.

...that ends with the Dragon's face becoming overblown with a mutated strain of herpes

Originally posted by Lestov16
...that ends with the Dragon's face becoming overblown with a mutated strain of herpes
Nah, they're immune. They're Dragons FFS.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Nah, they're immune. They're Dragons FFS.

I wonder if consuming hookers gives dragons increased sexual libido

Gets their tummy full.

yummy in my tummy 😱

hahaha... i just scared the shit out of my female cousin.. she came knocking on the door to give some wedding invitations and well she didnt expect me to see in my tattooed, beer, wife beater and beard glory.

"Sweet Jesus... The cool table"

- Peggy Hill

That took FOREVER 😑