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Started by Ax3l9,042 pages

I've got a routine. A sort of show opener if I was to ever become a comedian. I'd say:

"Hello, folks. How are all of you today? You know... There are two things I've always wanted to do on stage, in front of a great crowd like you. One thing, is make a mass group of people laugh. The second thing, is furiously masturbate. So... I'm going to be doing one of those things tonight. And Unless you want me to whip out my dick and beat off, I suggest you laugh."

Originally posted by silver_tears
7.5 years of membership for me hmm
although all together it's probably only like 4, not that that's much better haermm
haermm That's rough.

When someone starts talking to themselves on Facebook, I consider that a warning.

“You didn’t love her. You just didn’t want to be alone. Or maybe, maybe she was just good for your ego. Or, or maybe she made you feel better about your miserable life, but you didn’t love her. Because you don’t destroy people you love.”

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I are only has two KMC'ers on my facebook friends list. awesome

Well... w..well fook jooh all too!!
I donts needs me no friends... Meanies. schmoll

i dont use facebook,

Originally posted by Kharhmah
I are only has two KMC'ers on my facebook friends list. awesome

Well... w..well fook jooh all too!!
I donts needs me no friends... Meanies. schmoll


ill be your friend on facebook oh

Originally posted by Dave_97
i dont use facebook,

why not? mhmm

I'm at the point where I kind of hate facebook. But I still use it.

im just on there for the games... and to keep track of friends i havent seen in over a year

Yeah friends wise that's why I keep it. I deactivate it at least 3 times a month though heh.

Originally posted by That ACDC Chick
why not? mhmm
why would i?

im not very social.

This is the place where all the junkies go, where time gets fast but everything get's slow.

Originally posted by Kaibs
This is the place where all the junkies go, where time gets fast but everything get's slow.
SHOT THROUGH THE HEART, AND YOU'RE TO BLAME.

Originally posted by Dave_97
SHOT THROUGH THE HEART, AND YOU'RE TO BLAME.

Darlin' you give love, a bad name. <3

lurvit

I drive on the streets cause she's my companion. I walk through the hills cause she knows who I am.

Originally posted by Kharhmah
Darlin' you give love, a bad name. <3

lurvit

i love bed of roses.

Originally posted by Dave_97
why would i?

im not very social.


neither am i yet i have one srug

Same. ✅

Originally posted by That ACDC Chick
ill be your friend on facebook oh

w00t