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Started by AbnormalButSane9,042 pages

Tired

Something's with these pants

These red ones feel a bit better, kind of.

Originally posted by Ax3l
The question is, what can I lie about on my Resume.
whatever the hell you want, say you used to work at a photocopy place, they wont ask questions... or they might, i dont know.

But I never worked at a photocopy place.

Originally posted by Jawaka Chunga
These red ones feel a bit better, kind of.

: )

Originally posted by Ax3l
But I never worked at a photocopy place.
thats the point, Lie!

I can't stop laughing, John Belushi is genius.

I can't tell if I have an ulcer or GERD.

Holy ****. I forgot I have laundry in the dryer.

I should go to that public library and fill out an application for an associate or whatever it is.

I'd be a librarian.

Might as well go there. Can't tomorrow.

mh, beard.

I'll go break in, write my name all over the walls in feces. That'll get them to notice how good of a librarian i'd be.

dude, just apply.

If you show some confidence, you'll have a much better chance of getting it.

when i applied in quebec, at the greek place, i walked in there like i was the god damned man.
they hired me as f*ck, even though i couldnt speak french.

Believe in yourself.
and in the powers of bagged milk.

Those are 2 things I don't believe in.

Looks like it'll be a Nick free night tonight.

You don't read

and a night with a full on rapist 😄

My dicks on hard and you know what I'm thinking

bewbz.