well, i could make up my own, but chances are, ones that have already been made would be way more useful should i ever need it.
the whole point is to learn something awesome that might one day be useful, or to do something awesome every day for a month.
i choose to learn a style of close-quarters combat.
this way, should i ever see someone in danger, i can spring to the rescue and save the day all awesome-like.
Also, i would kick all ass at Defend The Tower.
Its about setting an awesome goal, and obtaining it.
Awesomism isnt just for canadians, people all over can be awesomists.
live awesomely, die awesomely, and do plenty of stupid pointless(but awesome) shit along the way.
on december 21st we have a gathering of friends and celebrate Awesometimes day.
an eating of chili from bread-bowls, and a watching of "die hard" is always the plan on awesometimes day, we also exchange gifts, much like xmas, only way more awesome.
Samuel L Jackson is awesome, therefore anyone who becomes an awesomist must watch films in which he is cast.
its pretty much the worlds most perfect religion.
there isnt many rules, and you get to be as awesome as you want.
this is my 2nd year of awesomism, last year was pretty pimp, but this years awesometimes day will be Pertwee'd to the max.
side note: Sean Pertwee has a 32% awesome factor.
Any film he is in, is automatically bumped up by 32% on the awesome scale. this is to be considered "the Pertwee effect."
uses of this effect can have a wide range.
Such as film he is not in, but something really awesome happens.
In the film "desperado" Sean pertwee is not cast, but many cases of Pertweeism is shown.
Antonio Banderas is shooting up every last known mother****er in mexico, This is awesome.
and for ever case of extremely awesome kill One could say "Dude!, that guy just got Pertwee'd!" Because not only was his kill awesome, but it was 32% more awesome than the kill before it.
The film "Dog Soldiers" is one awesome film.
On the awesome film scale, i would put it around 100% awesome.
Since sean pertwee is cast the pertwee effect is taken into account, and its awesome rating is bumped up another 32%.
making dog soldiers 132% awesome, i think most people would agree that dog soldiers is one of the most awesome films of all time.
So there you have a quick rundown of awesomism.
i hope you enjoyed reading this. 😄
Interesting Phrase of the Day
"Your Mother"
A common insult that generally has the same response from everyone. Typically people who state this comment will receive the cruel reply "My mom's dead you b*stard!"
Which really is a cruel joke to play on someone. The fact is out of the 10 people you may use this on per day, that 5/10 of those people are lying when they give the common reply "She's dead".
Tip for picking up on the lie: Instant Anger.