Originally posted by Phoenix3068socking is the only rule i havent broken.
Lol I like how I've been accused of being a Sock because I know about things that happened before my time. Of course whenever something happens I track it back to the source like how I just jumped back 4 pages to see what happened with Axel 😛
my sister: Matthew, Matthew?, do you have Q-tips?
me: no, why the hell would i have Q-tips?
my sister: because thats what people use to clean their ears.
me: im a man, i use my hand to clean my ears...
my sister: thats gross.
me: men dont use toilet paper, we use are hands.
my sister: please stop talking to me.
works every time.
funny story.
one time my friends had a butter fight in my kitchen, Yes, they threw handfuls of butter at each other, and rubbed it in each others hair.
WE WERE 17.
anyway.
they went to go clean off in the washroom, washing the butter out of their hair and whatnot, my buddy ben was all "**** it," and slicked back his hair using my sisters toothbrush and the butter that was already in his hair.
and nobody told her.
im a good brother, honest.