Haha this convo is funny. Facebook chat. My brother and I
Today
[You]
1:42am
Whyyyyy you delet my post nooooooob
[Jeremy Stewart]
1:43am
who did what and where
[You]
1:43am
I commented on your status and it's not there anymore
[Jeremy Stewart]
1:43am
voldemort was here again shit, i have to put a different charm spell on my login
that nigga can do everything
[You]
1:44am
lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[Jeremy Stewart]
1:44am
YAY FOR actually LOL's
[You]
1:44am
YAYAYA
Your still a noob for deleting it
Ima do it again =P=P
haha
[Jeremy Stewart]
1:46am
dumbledore made snape kill him, then die in the shreiking shack because he got bit by a big ****ing annoying snake all because that status needed to be posted, and then he gave me some depressing memory in a bottle, that guy was a loser, hitting on my mom.
[You]
1:47am
I almost peed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
hahahahahahha
[Jeremy Stewart]
1:47am
so did i, when i figured out that he used to stalk my mom...
oh yeah, dobbie used to rape me
sooo, that's why i cried
he took my virginity
in my butt...
[You]
1:48am
you liked it
IT EXPLAINS SO MUCH NOW
haha
[Jeremy Stewart]
1:48am
i mean, i wouldn't cry if i didn't
[You]
1:48am
\totally
[Jeremy Stewart]
1:48am
but i cried the first time he raped me
he has very slimy hands
he trapped me in belatrixs bank at gringots and went to town
[You]
1:48am
I bet he did it with his socks on
so rude
[Jeremy Stewart]
1:49am
and then voldemort grabbed my face, and asked me stupid questions.
he needs a tic tac or something
his breath should be the deathly hallows
[You]
1:50am
That unicorn blood will do that to ya
lmfao
[Jeremy Stewart]
1:50am
they didn't say it, but it was unicorn cum, so sticky
and shiny
you think blood is like that?
no only cum is
****ing pervert
[You]
1:51am
J.K is pervy... encoutging kids to read about cum
askl;jqfgpe
[Jeremy Stewart]
1:52am
then hagrids fat ass took my dead body back to the castle grounds, voldemort is so stupid, you would of figured he would of checked my god damn pulse instead of narcissa, dracos mom also had deathly hallows breath when she asked me where draco was, like shut the **** up ***** that kid tried to kill me.
and then voldemort had the nerve to slam my body up and down while all the ****ing death eaters laughed hahahaha, like **** you, i'm gonna win in the end, the good guy always does, so JOKES ON YOU
[You]
1:54am
Then you'll live happily ever after... with a new fetish for butt sex
[Jeremy Stewart]
1:54am
i have one question though, is hagrid to fat to feel my heart beat? i mean he WAS holding me, god damn fat emotional ****, but anyway, after voldemort called all my pussy friends back, neville came up, killed that stupid ****ing annoying snake, i put on my pussy cloak and ran from the scene, i was casting protection charms on everyone i seen, but they didn't know, hehe harry potter is sneaky
i went upstairs to find voldemort cause that ***** was running
casting charms left and right.
and then i woke up, in the dudleys house, and they spiked my tea and crumpets with acid and LSD, THE END!
[You]
1:56am
hahahahahahahahahahaha
[Jeremy Stewart]
1:56am
i should write a parody
lmfao
[You]
1:56am
TOTALLY!
I think you just did
haha
[Jeremy Stewart]
1:56am
cause like theres so many questions that you could just throw in there
i know lmfao
[You]
1:57am
hah
this has always been my favorite Disney song haermm
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