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Genius = Bill Hicks.

Testicles too. Giggle.

[19:53:05] That AC/DC Chick : Tell me Miss Humphreys, why did you murder your last doctor.

[19:55:29] That AC/DC Chick : Cause he kept on talking and gave me empty promoses..

[19:55:48] That AC/DC Chick : *ptomises.

[19:56:19] That AC/DC Chick : promises.

[19:56:34] That AC/DC Chick : He was only trying to help you, you know..

[19:57:40] That AC/DC Chick : I don't need help! *struggles against straight jacket*.

[19:58:05] That AC/DC Chick : I just wanted to talk to him, but the doc was giving it all away!!!.

[19:59:10] That AC/DC Chick : Who is this person you keep referring to?.

[20:00:30] That AC/DC Chick : Is he someone from school?.

[20:01:13] That AC/DC Chick : *through teeth* DON'T want to talk about it!!.

[20:02:12] That AC/DC Chick : That's okay, you don't have to..

[20:02:40] That AC/DC Chick : No it's NOT okay!! *struggles harder*.

[20:02:55] That AC/DC Chick : You stupid assholes keep on talking about it and he's gonna know!!!.

[20:03:08] That AC/DC Chick : HE'S GONNA HEAR YOUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!.

[20:04:07] That AC/DC Chick : Nurse, I think we need to put Miss Humphreys in solitary for a little bit..

[20:04:17] That AC/DC Chick : Let her calm down and collent her thoughts..

[20:04:38] That AC/DC Chick : Yes, ma'am..

[20:05:39] That AC/DC Chick : *Waves for orderlies*.

[20:06:34] That AC/DC Chick : *sings* Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer, do.

[20:06:41] That AC/DC Chick : I'm half crazy all for the love of you..

[20:06:49] That AC/DC Chick : It won't be a stylish marriage.

[20:06:55] That AC/DC Chick : I can't afford a carriage,.

[20:07:06] That AC/DC Chick : But you'd look sweet upon the seat.

[20:07:13] That AC/DC Chick : Of a bicycle built for two..

Sober Bill.

This is called logic. It wont hurt you, but it'll set you free... We'll talk about that later.

I have a bump under my armpit. It's been there for a couple of weeks now. I think I'll have it looked at, but I'm fairly positive it's a sebaceous cyst.

Squeeze it.

Is that your solution for everything?!

Nah, it's under the skin. I'm just gonna have a doctor drain it.

Yeah.....

Or it's a swollen lymph node.

That can't be a good thing.

alan rickman!

Hell yes, the man is brilliant.

Indeed. I just wish he was in the last HP movie more, but he'll be in the next one a lot.

Indeed. But we had Bellatrix droolio

mmmm booze.

at first i thought that said "mmmm boobs" haermm

not so much

**** ASH IM GARY OAK MOTHER****ER!!!!!!!