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Started by Dave_979,042 pages

i should shave, but i'll do it on the weekend.
i dont give a **** about how i look.

i get one day of the year when i dont have to give a shit about anything.
i can blow off work, or get shitfaced to the point of going to the hospital and being compared to the love child of robert downey jr. and nick nolte, or "forget" to clean the dishes, etc etc.
its acceptable as long as i say "its my birthday"

and yet i never do these things.
every year, i do the same shit as the day before.
post on kmc, clean the dishes, feed the cats, go to my cousins for a 10 min hang out and then drag his ass to the mall and guilt him into believing hes a bad person for not getting me anything, and then i turn around and say "its okay, because you're birthday is in a few days, and i ain't getting you shit, maybe next year, eh?"

Ah, happy birthday to me.

on a side note, im 22 today.

You lyin Kodak? It really your bday?

could be.

Nah.

Yaaaaaaaawnski

I hate being home. If I wanted to sit alone in a room, I could have stayed at my apartment.

Fun for all.

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
I hate being home. If I wanted to sit alone in a room, I could have stayed at my apartment.
invite some people over, party.

I don't know people at my home. They're not worthwhile.

Originally posted by Dave_97
invite some people over, party.

A Cornhole party! Nothing brings people together like throwing a small sack of beans through a hole in a board.

invite some kmc members over and party.

corn may or may not be involved.

I would like to have sex. I haven't had sex in three or four days. It's annoying.

I'm trying iDoser. It's supposed to get you high using sounds.

It's making me feel strange, but I don't really think I'm high.

I'm on the Marijuana one right now.

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
I would like to have sex. I haven't had sex in three or four days. It's annoying.
... is that an offer?

cause that'd be a sweet birthday gift.

My tootsies are cold!

jason statham yum yum yum

Originally posted by silver_tears
jason statham yum yum yum
✅ With any luck, I'll have a body like that in a year or so.

Originally posted by Dave_97
... is that an offer?

cause that'd be a sweet birthday gift.

naughty

Times like these, make me wish I had the money to smoke my life away.