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The history of the cigar begins with Christopher Columbus and his band of merry men. And by merry, we mean it was a bunch of scraggly dudes who smelled like rotting meat sprayed by a skunk, living together for many months on the open seas. Women were a fading memory, replaced by a sexual desire for porpoises and their alluringly exposed blow holes. When his ships finally made landfall in October of 1492, you might say that Captain Chris needed a little pick-me-up.The natives of the island approached the sailors with handfuls of tobacco leaves and told them, "Get off our island, ****ing Eurotrash... and take this rancid weed with you." Unfortunately, all Columbus heard was, "Mumblety mumblety oompa loompa dippitty doo," and he assumed some well-tanned people were giving him a gift. Columbus stuffed the leaves in his mouth, said something along the lines of, "Whoa, dudes, I'm like Leaf Ericson," and proceeded to kill only some of the natives as a thank-you for their wonderful present.
i could go for some Bon Jovi right now hmm
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Originally posted by That ACDC Chick
i could go for some Bon Jovi right now hmm
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OH HELLZ YEAH!!!! awew00t
is it bed of roses? I CANT SEEEEE!!!!!