poor little guy
he was probably jusat trying to warm up cause its cold as hell outside 🙁
he just wanted to warm his furry little toushie up, not hurt no one 🙁
id hold a little funeral service for him, but its too cold out 🙁
if i did do a funeral service for Little Batty, id have Morgan Freeman do the sermons XD
We gather here today, to commemorate Little Batty
Little Batty, or as he was affectionately known amongst his friends, LB, was a bat
It was a cold winter afternoon on January 1st, 2011 when he entered the Humphreys household
It was not to hurt or steal that he entered said household, but to survive
*i break down in tears in thye front row*
Like all great creatures in this kingdom built by the gods, his actions were to ensure his susrvial
A survival cut short, by a short and sharp blow from, ironically, a baseball bat
*i sob louder as Sidney Crosby or some other incredibly hot guy tries to comfort me*
And so... let us pray to Charon and Hades, that Little Batty's soul may have safe passage into the Underworld and that he may find happiness on the Islands of the Blessed
*organ music plays and i throw myself in front of LB's coffin*
IM SO SORRY! IM SO SORRY LITTLE BATTY!!!!! crytissue
*coffin lid shuts and they lower LB into the ground*