one of the reasons i never watch movies or tv with my parents, especially my mom:
so we're watching the Last Exorcism, well, she made me watch it with her cause shes a big ol' wusseh
anyways, we get to one part of the movie where it deals with the girl being knocked up, and she turns to me and says "if you had something going on, would you tell me?"
and im like, "yeah, why wouldn't i?"
"well, cause youre kinda shy and all."
"mom, id tell you, trust me."
so she asks the question again.... and again.... and again
finally i get fed up and get up to go to the bathroom, when i come out, shes rewinding the movie, i ask her why and she says "well i dont know what's going on"
i snap and say "well maybe if you would shut up for more than 5 seconds, you would!"
so now im here
i learned something today guys *cue music*
never watch television or a movie when your mom is drunk 😐