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hot tamale w00t

Originally posted by silver_tears
hot tamale w00t
laughcry i read that as "hot anal" at first glance

if you do it right, im sure hmm

Originally posted by Dave_97
well i know its no best seller, but i tried really hard.

Shame on you

music really does help working out, headbanging is a distraction from the pain, and you can go for longer.

im hooked on this exercise bike now.
i cant walk, and my ass hurts, but im sweating like a ... like a.... like a fat fanboy who just met summer glau for the first time at comic-con.

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
Shame on you
i needed the cash!

Originally posted by silver_tears
if you do it right, im sure hmm
are you saying that i can .... ?

feeling fat, but still stopped myself, diet ftw.

didnt want any sloppy joes, so i just grabbed a handfull of tater tots

Kinda hungry but I don't have anything to eat except soup. 😘

I haven't had sex in forever. And I won't be able to for another two weeks. I guess it'll be good then.

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
I haven't had sex in forever.

you ain't got nothing on me.

Great workout. fantastic

my eyes still hurt.

Originally posted by Dave_97
my eyes still hurt.

then turn on the damn lamp or light your damn candles already

I think the size of my blind spots are increasing. My peripheral vision is shot.

im gonna put my contacts in sometime this weekend, im tired of wearing my glasses hmm

I'm too much of a pussy to wear contacts. I have sensitive eyes and I can never keep them open. 🙁

i used to too, but you get used to it
a little trick my eye doctor taught me is to open your mouth cause it helps you resist the urge to blink
it works pretty well too

Weird. I wonder why that works. I might try it if I ever manage to buy more contacts.

i think im gonna be needing some more myself pretty soon mhmm

fastnuts

ate carrots