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is it chicken ?

NOpe

i like smoked chicken.

is it turkey?
ham?
other such meats?
is there any meat at all?
egg salad?

I feel like shit, and I think a porn star is following me on twitter.

Roast Beef

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
http://xkcd.com/849/

I just read that, too funny.

Originally posted by Bardock42
I just read that, too funny.

Indeed. I can imagine my quantum professor saying that so well.

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
Roast Beef

i like corned beef.

ok, ok, okay, i'll skip the bank, and go about my day.

Mind your wandering eyes, you little mollusk.

Originally posted by Dave_97
w00t

i like corned beef.

Likewise!

I don't believe that I've ever had corned beef.

I like it in a reuben.

Cabbage

If you wake up with a hard on, but it's not morning, do they call it afternoon wood?

Originally posted by The Red
If you wake up with a hard on, but it's not morning, do they call it afternoon wood?

i wish my shift was over, im sleepy sleepy

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
THE CAGE THE ELEPHANT SHOW IN CHICAGO IS SOLD OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! belch

Me and my friend were just arguing over who is a better MC between Eminem and Lil Wayne.

I say Eminem. For some non-understandable reason he says Lil Wayne.

Eminem lines:
"Ayo, biters are like tarantulas, vandalists
Livin as scandalous as a television evangelist
But I can handle this, I'm the rhyme biter crime fighter
Caped crusader takin care of undeservin lime lighters"

"Talking that shit like you went black, guarded your back
Come to battle me and you get smacked as hard as you ACT"

"I never gave a fvck, now I give a fvck less
And in a slug fest I get physical like physicians
Invisible like magicians with mystical mic traditions"
Wicked wizardry, like a sorcerer and no remorse for you
When I torture you throughout the course of my orchestra
So feel the force of my spiritual images
Slicing up an enemy's appendages till he hemorrhages"

"You b!tches get a hysterectomy disrespectin' me
You wanna feel the full effect of me? Hand a tech to me"

Lil Wayne lines:
"I'm so high I could eat a star"

"And when I was 5 my favorite movie was the Gremlins
Aint got shit to do with this but I just thought that I should mention"

"Got ten bathrooms I could shit all day"

I know some of you don't like Eminem, but you've got to admit that he destroys Lil Wayne. Wayne doesn't have his flow, lyrical talent, vocabulary, delivery, or anything for that matter.

Okay. I'm done now.

Also, even if you don't like Eminem, you'll probably like this song.

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