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Started by Dave_979,042 pages

go suck a ****

Slightly fewer things to do.

Today this really hot girl with quite possibly the nicest ass I've ever seen walked by me and put her hand on my face and told me that I was "beautiful".

It was awesome.

She sounded like me, I'm always telling girls that they're beautiful, but only if I actually think they are. I won't comment on girls that I consider ugly, because I don't like being mean to people.

Yeah. I had a good day.

college kids relying on their laptops rather then stored accumulated knowledge and text books..

might as well just start giving ppl passing scores and only grade by essays and nothing else.

my legs hurt

I should really go to bed.

Maybe I'll watch The Holy Grail...

Originally posted by Kharhmah

Maybe I'll watch The Holy Grail...
Sorry love, i don't feel up to giving a webcam show tonight

probably not much of a show haermm

Originally posted by silver_tears
probably not much of a show haermm
on one hand.

F*ck you.

on the other hand.

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SNAP!

Originally posted by Dave_97
Sorry love, i don't feel up to giving a webcam show tonight

Oh dont worry dear, I recorded your last performance. awesome

Originally posted by Kharhmah
Oh dont worry dear, I recorded your last performance. awesome
Damn right you did.

all this exercise has really boosted my confidence.
enough to the point where im willing to start having sex again.
go me! w00t

Originally posted by Dave_97
Damn right you did.

all this exercise has really boosted my confidence.
enough to the point where im willing to start having sex again.
go me! w00t

3 days isnt all that much haermm

Originally posted by silver_tears
3 days isnt all that much haermm
3 days?

10 minutes before scheduled to leave. Mop bucket spills. Fml.

all this exercise you speak of haermm

whats makes you think its only been 3 days?

it was a joke 😛
settle down bro

I WILL NOT SETTLE DOWN.

if anything i need to be angry, being angry is fuel for working out.
fuel i need.

...

we should ****.

I now have...

And Now For Something Completely Different

The Holy Grail

Life Of Brian

The Meaning Of Life

I even have

Jabberwocky

All I need now is the
Flying Circus
box set

And my life will be ...

complete

....

hearts