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Hardly ever snows in Houston.

i can barely see outside

Chicago has basically shut down. This never happens. We're the city that points and laughs at everyone else when there's bad weather and then just keeps going.

HA, you live in Chicago.
how's it feel to live in a great city.

yeah, im trying to make it sound like im mocking chicago, but i dont know **** all about the place, so i have nothing to bash it with.

Been to Chicago once, they can have it.

i hate shoveling now, whatever, powernap time

My pik is NOT showing up in my emaaaail. stupid email. I shall you you in the FACE

Shall you wuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut?

lmfao i totally missed a word.

I meant to say "I shall shoot you in the FACE"

Ahahahahahaha retard.

Ha yupp sounds about right 😂

Sexy retard, though.

For the win!! 😄

i slept like a ****ing baby.
a baby who had dreams about railing women.
and then woke up with a urgent need to jerk off.

it was sweet.

i feel great, greatest day of my life, and all ive done, is fap and eat.
in that order.

yes i washed my hands.
i always wash... most of the time.
'cept for that time when i jerked off, and then when to work, i was working in a subshop.
we didnt wear gloves.

pleeeeeeeeeeease let this connection last me till 12:30

what is at 12:30?

is it boobs?

I LOVE BOOBS.

unfortunately its a psychology test 🙁

i guess that you're really not all that... Psyched... about it?

haermm
psychology is fun, but i dont like having to study for it
im not a studier
nor an editor