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on the upside, i get to go to the mikado !
hopefully.
maybe.
iuno.

if they want me to come out, i'll go.

they never ask.

Originally posted by Dave_97
both.

he's gonna get to hit you.
and you're gonna get to hit him.

and i get to hit my hands, cause neither of you would sleep with me haermm

haermm no fat chicks

alright, im gonna go running, and then have a stiff drink, feeling like some jack hmm

Originally posted by silver_tears
haermm no fat chicks

alright, im gonna go running, and then have a stiff drink, feeling like some jack hmm

OOOOOOOOOOOH by the bying of ways, i've got guns to show you.
all this working out.

im kinda looking good.
keyword being kinda.

Originally posted by Dave_97
i ****ing hate you.
just letting you know.

OOOOOOOOOOOH by the bying of ways, i've got guns to show you.
all this working out.

im kinda looking good.
keyword being kinda.

show me then vin

imma grow a mohawk, start wearing eyeliner, get some piercings, tattoos, and get jacked.

people will be like "what in thee ****. david"

Originally posted by silver_tears
show me then vin

Originally posted by Dave_97
no, no i think you should see them in person, i'll even let you hold them.

mhm

you want me, everybody does.

why am i home?

oh yeah, snow.

wallbash

thats the 3rd time today where i swear i had posted something.

"See Acdc wants me so bad, shes hitting her head off a wall.

everybody wants the kodak."

now i am honestly afraid that i really am losing it.

i just ran two miles listening to sexy chick, best ♥

2 miles?

i could walk that.

I've been keeping track of my workouts, Its really helpful.

jes
i could also walk that, harder to run it, specially with jugs
i should amp up my runs to 5 miles like i used to

but im lazy haermm

what jugs, you still havent shown proof of them.

I, Am a Man.
and as a man i have a very natural manly musk.
a rugged musk.
a musk that smells of Bears.
Bears and Sharks.
Bears and Sharks with beards.
Bears and Sharks with beards who are fighting each other.
Bears and Sharks with beards who are fighting each other while being completely surrounded in explosions.

This is my natural manly musk.
But sometimes, Sometimes i just want to smell like strawberries and lilacs.
because i'm a man damnit, and i do what i want.
even if that want, is just to smell pretty.

i seriously doubt she has any boobs at all.

i once dated a girl with a flat chest, that 26 year old, you remember her?
good times.
good sex.
good pizza.
great burgers.
i miss those burgers.
sometimes i think about just ordering them.

My phone rang and I thought it was someone awesome.
Had to search my blankets for the phone.
Annnnnnd it was just my leach blah.

At least I lovez my ringtone

Breaking Benjamin- Forget it 😍

sweet

nuts

How do you tell a mentally challenged person to back the **** off?!

Seriously...