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Started by Dave_979,042 pages

i ate half a tub of ice cream
enjoy the run.

you're a monster haermm

when it comes to eating, whether it be ice cream or womanly areas, im always a monster. flirt

laughcry

i hope i dont slip again
yesterday i almost turned out my ankle disgust

shock that woulda sucked.

but it's awesome in the snow 😍

he just eye ****ed the hell out of me shock

i cant run in the winter, fear of death.

Originally posted by silver_tears
he just eye ****ed the hell out of me shock
who? 😑

Originally posted by Dave_97
who? 😑

my sig droolio

Originally posted by Dave_97
i cant run in the winter, fear of death.

?

Originally posted by silver_tears
my sig droolio

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Fair enough.

You wouldn't understand. you don't know me well enough.

h'okay shrug
i think it's just us here hmm

you telling me to leave?

no, entertain me haermm

im not doing a strip tease, the last one i did ended up with me wearing my girlfriends underwear and her taking pictures of me, then hot sex.

it was awesome.

I'm not really sure How to entertain you.
i feel so boring when we talk.
you're out there living it up, i sit home and watch all 9 seasons of scrubs, 6 TIMES.

that's...weird haermm
im going skydiving next month, come with 🙂

Sure, Sure, cause im not going to need to change my pants after that, and the guy im hooked upto wont get pissed at all when he smells like he just got crapped on.

and i'll never have a chance with you after that, that's for damn sure haermm

not gonna lie, her panties felt very nice on my junk.
silky. flirt

Originally posted by Dave_97
Sure, Sure, cause im not going to need to change my pants after that, and the guy im hooked upto wont get pissed at all when he smells like he just got crapped on.

and i'll never have a chance with you after that, that's for damn sure haermm

that much is certain haermm
ill actually probably go a little later in the year, maybe may
you need nicer weather