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if i ever have diarrhea and vomit at the same time in the same place, i blame it on an alien attack and it's auto defense ability

playin some Pokemon SoulSilver, havent played it in ages

this one chick in He's Just Not That Into You looks just like my cousin who lives next door mmm

do you play Yu gi oh?

i did in 3rd and 4th grade

im le tired

4:16am xD

I want cookies. Chocolate chip. With a big glass of milk. The cookies have to be warm though.

im hungry, but there isnt anything i want to eat

i want cookie dough ice cream

It's not rape if you yell "SURPRISE!"

grab nearest book. turn to page 60, the ninth sentence defines how good you are at giving oral

"but i will endeavour to banish every painful thought, and think only of what will make me happy"

haermm

I would do that, but there's no page 60 in The Cat in the Hat.

I just showered. Mmm.

i want a mcdouble

Originally posted by silver_tears
i want a mcdouble

i did like 9 years ago haermm

FACT: Anderson "The Spider" Silva used to work at McDonald's.

I guess that's a natural progression.

He worked at McDonald's and then became a professional MMA fighter, won the UFC Middleweight Championship, and now is widely considered the best fighter to ever live.

Rich "Ace" Franklin (former UFC Middleweight Champion) used to be a math teacher. Imagine if he was your teacher, then one day you see him fighting in the UFC.

As did I (10 years go.)

Originally posted by silver_tears
grab nearest book. turn to page 60, the ninth sentence defines how good you are at giving oral

"but i will endeavour to banish every painful thought, and think only of what will make me happy"

haermm