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That ACDC Chick All That Noiz

you know what feels even better?
masturbating after going a month without

Rogue Jedi Restricted

Can't go swimming in a baseball pool.

Dave_97 Party Dave

i once woke up in someone elses wet dream.
he shot his load all over my leg.
Bastard.

Rogue Jedi Restricted

Shoulda knocked first.

RE: Blaxican #gottem

stfu

Rogue Jedi Restricted

No you. Get to the back of the bus.

chomperx9 Restricted

its one eight hundreeeed safe auto

Doc Blake Senior Member

I want to hear you.

That ACDC Chick All That Noiz

i need a scalding hot shower and ear drum popping loud music right now

Doc Blake Senior Member

Thank you for the sunset.

Dave_97 Party Dave

i sweat a lot better in the dark.

That ACDC Chick All That Noiz

who is to blame for me failing my driving test?
well i personally blame the little picks who pick on my brother for making him all depressed and causing a debacle today
then i blame Friday afternoon traffic for delaying me
and i blame i lack of know-how on turning on the hazard lights on my 19 year old car
and finally i blame myself for getting distracted and pulling into the parallel parking stall too tightly

but i shall put it all behind me, and move on so i can try try again

AbnormalButSane Screw up

Your driving test sounds 10000x harder than mine.

That ACDC Chick All That Noiz

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
Your driving test sounds 10000x harder than mine.

well, for mine, i have to know how to work the headlights, the turn signals and hazard lights
then for the parallel parking bit, i have three chances to pull forward, then three chances to pull back and get it right, if i hit the barrels or go over those limits, its an auto fail.
i only got a few points docked for not knowing the hazard lights
then if you break any laws on the open road you fail
i cut the wheel back too late when pulling in, so i got in there too tightly and couldnt help but hit the barells
but hey, since im over 18, i can retake the test as soon as possible which is next week

AbnormalButSane Screw up

I didn't have to parallel park. I still don't know how to parallel park. haermm

I'm ****ed when I move elsewhere. mmm

Dave_97 Party Dave

i dont know how to drive at all.

AbnormalButSane Screw up

Really want to move to Colorado in a year.

Dave_97 Party Dave

whats in colorado?

i want to move, to some random location, where my family will never find me.

3 streets over.

Dave_97 Party Dave

amber wants me to move to BC, she's afraid someone is going to murder me one day.

AbnormalButSane Screw up

snow!