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do you put on a little apron and everything?
sing Mary Poppins and use a feather duster?

no, im a dude.

wouldn't put it past you, though haermm

i'll have you know, i do not sing Mary Poppins songs.

i say nothing about other songs though.

snybody wonder why there are so many greese puffs in long john silvers boxes?

Originally posted by Dave_97
i'll have you know, i do not sing Mary Poppins songs.

i say nothing about other songs though.

are you ****ing kidding me? it's only 20 till 4?
no, no way, it has to be later than that

it aint

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh im goin to bed

apparently, the gods forbid i try to sleep when im tired

sounds like the gods.

sometimes they suck disgust
*hears thunder*
i keed i keed dodgy

Originally posted by That ACDC Chick
apparently, the gods forbid i try to sleep when im tired

Did you fart so loud you woke yourself? Bet it was that.

no, my family just kept bugging me about dinner being downstairs
****ing hell, ***** be tryna sleep, you know?

Originally posted by Robtard
Did you fart so loud you woke yourself? Bet it was that.

HE: i will love you violently.
SHE: does that mean you will make love to me in a pool of someone's blood?
HE: no.
SHE: awww, why not?
HE: because that is weird and very, very creepy.

duran duran?

LOVES ME SOME ORDINARY WORLD!

welp, time for bed time take 2

i took a nap.

it was meh.

sin of the city.

i was given an angry heart, it really isnt enough.