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Penis, penis, penis.

Vagina, vagina, vagina.

Saturday must be Sex-Day on KMC

I haven't had sex in about a week. I've got backup semen that's about to make my head explode.

Originally posted by Impediment
I haven't had sex in about a week. I've got backup semen that's about to make my head explode.

So...have sex

The wife isn't here. She went to the cinema with friends.

Poop.

Shit stained testicles.

Blood belching vagina.

This is my 33,000th post.

Whoopee.

Originally posted by Impediment
This is my 33,000th post.

Whoopee.

Yay! 😐

Originally posted by That ACDC Chick
ill remember that for next time haermm
cause it went everywhere haermm
quite funny really haermm

haermm

I will never figure out Photoshop or Paintshop Pro crybaby

Going to my boss's house to have drinks this evening.

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
Going to my boss's house to have drinks this evening.

He want a little something something for continued employment?

Probably conclusive results.

Originally posted by Kharhmah
You just reminded me of something.
*has hilarious flashback*

haermm

Originally posted by That ACDC Chick
oh hilariosities with overactive ejaculation haermm

Never had to take evasive action so fast in my life. O_O

i ended up taking the full front of it 0.0
then there was much lolage and scrambling to clean up the mess before we got busted haermm

xD

Poor you. =p

Luckily for moi we have our own house together.
So just in case there are any ... mishaps, we dont have to worry about anyone barging in & finding me with my hair stuck to my nose for example. x]

he siad "if we have to, we get a hotel room." XP