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Hot flash and nausea. Lawd, won't the air come back.

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
Hot flash and nausea. Lawd, won't the air come back.

hmm

You pregs?

Period?

Menopause?

I hope not.

I have no idea where my social security card it. Christ

I don't have a social security card.

We're both ****ed then.

Who gives a SS card to a ten year old.

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
We're both ****ed then.

Who gives a SS card to a ten year old.

Well, no, not really, we don't have that in Germany, so I'm A-okay....you on the other hand are, indeed, ****ed (and probably were ****ed before which means you are ****ed now (pregnancy joke (lispian levels of parentheses)))

But we've been so careful lately. We even started using condoms. D:

I will actually start doing work at 3 pm.

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
But we've been so careful lately. We even started using condoms. D:

That makes your 2 minute thing yesterday all the more suspicious.

Don't worry for now, you are probably not pregnant, I think it's probably cancer.

It was twenty minutes and it's not cancer. mhm

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
It was twenty minutes and it's not cancer. mhm

You don't know that, you don't even have a bachelor, I on the other hand am an Internet MD and I tell you it's cancer.

Nonsense. I ate too much.

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
Nonsense. I ate too much.
What did you eat?

Some of a lunchables and two sliders

Two hours and I'm FREE!!!!

Then I have to go to the vet 🙁

Originally posted by Utsukushii
Two hours and I'm FREE!!!!

Then I have to go to the vet 🙁


Going to get spayed?