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Started by Utsukushii9,042 pages

So my lunch option is McDonalds....what do I want from there mhmm

leave it to a woman to ask "how big is it" ffs

Originally posted by Utsukushii
How big is it?

this is what it looks like

Originally posted by Dave_97
leave it to a woman to ask "how big is it" ffs

most women want to know what they're getting into
unless they don't care for that
lesbians

Originally posted by Dave_97
leave it to a woman to ask "how big is it" ffs

It's not the size of the boat, but the motion of the ocean 🙂

racists

yes, im racist against big penises
which is why im getting rid of Mike

KNEW IT

some of the hair in my goatee is sticking straight out... but its mostly the red ones. yes, i have red hair in my facial hair, all the men in my family do. or at least, a shade of brown that looks red.

i have red in my hair hmm
and blond
and black
only the black isn't natural

there's a band concert at my old high school tonight
if Mike can get off from work early enough, he's gonna go with me w00t

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(A boy went back to Napoli because he missed the scenery)
(The native dances and the charming songs)
(But wait a minute something's wrong)
('cause now it's)
Hey mambo, mambo Italiano hey hey mambo mambo Italiano
Go go go you mixed up Siciliano
All you Calabrese do the mambo like-a crazy with the
Hey mabo don't wanna tarantella
Hey mambo no more mozzarella
Hey mambo mambo Italiano try an enchilada with a fish baccala
Hey goomba I love how you dance the rumba
But take some advice paisano learn-a how to mambo
If you're gonna be a square you ain't-a gonna go anywhere
Hey mambo mambo Italiano hey hey mambo mambo Italiano
Go go Joe shake like a tiavanna
E lo che se dice you get happy in the pizza when you
Mambo Italiano

Hey chadrool you don't-a have to go to school
Just make it with a big bambino
It's like vino
Kid you good-a looking but you don't-a know what's cooking 'til you
Hey mambo mambo Italiano
Hey hey mambo mambo Italiano
Ho ho ho you mixed up Siciliano
E lo che se dice you get happy in the pizza when you
Mambo Italiano

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im okay with it to be honest.
but ive only got brown and black hair everywhere, its just facial hair with the red.

whereas my cousin has lighter hair than me, but the red in his beard is more noticeable

at least it isn't 90% gray like my dad's is
yet

oh hey, Dave, is GS working for you?
i can't seem to get on for some reason or another

it is slow, andddd not working. nope didnt load.

Sarah and Mars need to get their asses on it

arent they in england? you know... having sex or something.

i think they're on their way back home already or something
Sarah said something yesterday about regretting going even though they're already leaving in like 5 hours